As a fan of BTVS, I am sharing 175 plus original sound files that I have gathered. Of course all rights to these sounds and images belong to Buffy The Vampire Slayer show, Warner Brothers and other organizations I have overlooked. I use them for Windows sound events and when I am rapidly clicking and so forth it sounds like an episode. If your media player doesn't play the sounds smoothly the first time through, just hit your play button and the second time it should be fine. The vast majority of my sound files came from 2 or 3 makers on Compuserve, they are not avaiable elsewhere on the web unless grabbed from this site. [last few updates 11-7-1999, 12-11-99, 08-26-2000 .....site brought back to life on 08--20-2005 probably some broken links still.]
Buffy-"I didn't think there would be vampires on campus,
and I don't care"
Giles-"They why are you here?"
Buffy-"To tell you that I don't care...which I don't
and have now told you"
Willow-"I mean, why else would she be acting like such
a B-I-T-C-H ?"
Giles-"Willow, I think you are a little too old to be
spelling things out."
Xander-"A bitca?"
Xander-"Blackmail is *such* an ugly word."
Amy-"*I* didn't say blackmail."
Xander-"Yeah, but I'm about to blackmail you, so I
thought I would bring it up."
voiceover-"{music} In every generation there is a chosen one she
alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the
the forces of darkness. She is the Slayer."
Buffy-"Well I gotta look on the bright side, mebbie I can
still get kicked out of school."
Xander-"Oh yeah, thats a plan, cause lots of schools
aren't hellmouths"
Willow-"Mebbie you could blow something up, they're really
strict about that."
Buffy-"I was thinging of a more subltle approach, you know,
like excessive not studying."
Giles-"The Earth is doomed."
Buffy-"Now!, We can do this the hard way, or well actually
their's just the hard way."
Darla-"That's fine with me." [blonde female vampire]
Buffy-"Are you sure? Now this is not going to be pretty, we're
talking violence, strong language, adult content..."
Darla-"*snarl*"
Willow-"I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with
every other girl in the world, until he notices me.
Or I can just get on with my life."
Buffy-"Good for you!"
Willow-"Well, I didn't choose yet."
Xander-"Oh Hey, Did you guys hear that ChivoMono's going to
be at the Bronze tonight?"
Willow-"ChivoMono, they're playing?"
Xander-"No Will, they're gonna be clogdancing."
Willow-"ChivoMono can clogdance?"
Xander-"Having issues much?"
Buffy-"I am *not*."
Xander-"You're having parental issues,
You're having parental issues"
Buffy-"Xander.."
Xander-"*What*, Freud would hav said the exact same thing...
except he might not have done that little dance."
Oz-"I'm gonna ask you to go out with me tomorrow night...
and I'm kinda nervous about it, actually. Its interesting."
Willow-"Oh..Well, If it helps at all, I'm gonna say yes."
Oz-"Yeah, it helps. It creates a comfort zone.
Do you want to go out with me tomorrow night?"
Willow-"Oh! I cain't!"
Giles-"This computer invasion that Willow is performing on the
couroners office..One,one assumes it is entierely legal?"
Willow-"Of Course!"
Buffy-"Entirely"
Giles-"*Right*, Wasn't here, didn't see it,
couldn't have stopped you."
Xander-"Well, You know, its the whole sex leads to responsibility
thing. Which, I personally don't get. You gotta take
care of the egg. Its a baby. You gotta keep it safe and
teach it Christian values."
Willow-"My egg is Jewish!"
Xander-"Then teach it that dradle song."
Buffy-"Lie to me" [music]
Giles-"Yes, its terribly simple. The good guys are always
stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished
by their pointy horns or black hats. And we always
defeat them and save the day."
Ampata-"I like you too."
Xander-"Really?"
Ampata-"Really."
xander-"That's great...Really?"
Ampata-"Really!"
Xander-"That's great...You're not a preying mantis, are you?"
Xander-"Ahh...You just need cheering up and I know just the
thing...Crazy dance party at the Bronze."
Buffy-"Oh no."
Xander-"Very calm party at the Bronze?...Moping at the Bronze."
Oz-"Hey, did everybody see that guy just turn to dust?"
Willow-"Oh well, uhhh, sort of."
Xander-"Yep, vampires are real. A lot of them live in
Sunnydale. Willow will fill you in."
Willow-"I know its hard to accept at first."
Oz-"Actually, it explains a lot!"
Buffy-"You guys don't have to get involved."
Xander-"What do you mean? We're a team. Are'nt we a team?"
Willow-"Yeah, you're the Slayer, and we're like the Slayeretts."
Cordelia-"Do you know what you need Xander, besides a years supply
of acne creme? A brain!"
Xander-"Thats it!! Twelve years of you and I'm snappin!
I don't care if you're a girl or not, I'm throwing down!
Com'on!!"
Cordelia-"I've seen you fight, and don't think that I
cain't take you!"
Xander-"Give it your best shot!"
Xander-"Oh, Hey! Do you want to come to our place tonight for dinner?
My mom's making her famous call to the chineese place."
Willow-"Xander!, Do you guys even have a stove?"
Giles-"Everything you've ever dreaded was under your bed,
but told yourself it couldn't be by the light of day.
They're all real."
Buffy-"What, you like sent away for the TimeLife series?"
Giles-"Ah, yes"
Buffy-"Did you get the free phone?"
Giles-"Um...the calendar."
Buffy-"Cool!"
Buffy-"I remember comming on to you...
I remember begging you to undress me...
And then a sudden need for cheeze.
I also remember that you didn't..."
Xander-"Need cheeze?"
Buffy-"Undress me."
Angel-"What I saw didn't add up to three whole girls.
I think they kept some parts."
Buffy-"Could this get yuckier?"
Willow-"They probably kept the other parts to eat."
Buffy-"Question answered."
