Buffy's Soundgarten - Repartee wavs

• 3musket.wav 69K

   Coredlia: Oh look, it's the Three Musketeers.

    Willow: The Three Musketeers were cool.

   Cordelia: I see your point... 

• armycabl.wav 70k

         Oz-"So, do you guys steal weapons from the army a lot?"

     Willow-"Well we don't have cable so we have to make our own fun."

• badcalc.wav 47k

     Giles-"My caclulations are precise."

     Buffy-"Ehh...They're bad caclulations, bad!"

  

• ba_frien.wav 148k

     Buffy-"Who are you?" 

     Angel-"Lets just say...I'm a friend"

     Buffy-"Yeah, well maybe I don't want a friend"

     Angel-"I didn't say I was yours"

• bg_nocar.wav 149k

    Buffy-"I didn't think there would be vampires on campus, 

             and I don't care"

    Giles-"They why are you here?"

    Buffy-"To tell you that I don't care...which I don't 

             and have now told you"

• bitcah.wav 90k

    Willow-"I mean, why else would she be acting like such 

            a B-I-T-C-H ?"

     Giles-"Willow, I think you are a little too old to be 

            spelling things out."

    Xander-"A bitca?"

• blakmail.wav 72k

     Xander-"Blackmail is *such* an ugly word."

        Amy-"*I* didn't say blackmail."

     Xander-"Yeah, but I'm about to blackmail you, so I

             thought I would bring it up."

• buffyint.wav 108k

    voiceover-"{music} In every generation there is a chosen one she  

               alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the

               the forces of darkness.  She is the Slayer."  

• bxwg_kic.wav 190k

       Buffy-"Well I gotta look on the bright side, mebbie I can

              still get kicked out of school."

      Xander-"Oh yeah, thats a plan, cause lots of schools

              aren't hellmouths"

      Willow-"Mebbie you could blow something up, they're really

              strict about that."

       Buffy-"I was thinging of a more subltle approach, you know,

              like excessive not studying."

       Giles-"The Earth is doomed."

• b_hardwa.wav 139k

     Buffy-"Now!, We can do this the hard way, or well actually

            their's just the hard way."

     Darla-"That's fine with me." [blonde female vampire]

     Buffy-"Are you sure?  Now this is not going to be pretty, we're

            talking violence, strong language, adult content..."

     Darla-"*snarl*"

• choice.wav 155k

     Willow-"I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with 

             every other girl in the world, until he notices me. 

             Or I can just get on with my life."

      Buffy-"Good for you!"

     Willow-"Well, I didn't choose yet." 

• chia.wav 66k

       Buffy-"You really love....Xander??"

    Cordelia-"Well, he kind of grows on you like a chiapet."

• clogdanc.wav 92k

     Xander-"Oh Hey, Did you guys hear that ChivoMono's going to 

             be at the Bronze tonight?"

     Willow-"ChivoMono, they're playing?"

     Xander-"No Will, they're gonna be clogdancing."

     Willow-"ChivoMono can clogdance?"

• cordyok.wav 85k

      Xander-"You wanna go to the utility closet and make out?"

    Cordelia-"God!, is that all you ever think about?.......OK!"

• deadboy.wav 35k

      Xander-"Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with deadboy on this one."

       Angel-"Would you *not* call me that!"

• freudanc.wav 128k

    Xander-"Having issues much?"

     Buffy-"I am *not*."

    Xander-"You're having parental issues,

            You're having parental issues"

     Buffy-"Xander.."

    Xander-"*What*, Freud would hav said the exact same thing...

            except he might not have done that little dance."

• fun.wav 75k

    AlienKenDude-"THAT...was not permitted!"

           Buffy-"Yeah, but it was fun."

• gandhi.wav 135k

     Buffy-"Want to see my impression of Gandhi...*whack*"

    Willow-"Gandhi?" 

     Buffy-"Well, you know, he was really pissed off"

• geeker.wav 52k

              Willow-"Uheeheeohhoheee"

    Ted[John Ritter]-"What?"

              Xander-"Thats the sound she makes when she's speechless

                      with Geeker Joy."

• gooutwoz.wav 200k

        Oz-"I'm gonna ask you to go out with me tomorrow night...

            and I'm kinda nervous about it, actually. Its interesting."

    Willow-"Oh..Well, If it helps at all, I'm gonna say yes."

        Oz-"Yeah, it helps. It creates a comfort zone.

            Do you want to go out with me tomorrow night?"

    Willow-"Oh! I cain't!"

• grossdis.wav 86k

    Buffy-"I know you meant to say gross and disturbing."

    Giles-"Yes, Yes, of couse. Terrible thing, 

           Must put a stop to it.  Damnit!"

• gyuunyuu.wav 59k

    Xander-"Can I just say 'Gyuunough'"

     Buffy-"I'll see your 'Gyuunough' and raise you a 'Nyuuggough'."

• helpmeuh.wav 61k

    Miss Natalie French-"Could you help me?" [PreyingMantisTeacher]

                 Xander-"Uhhhhhhh....Yes."

• invasion.wav 44k

     Giles-"This computer invasion that Willow is performing on the



            couroners office..One,one assumes it is entierely legal?"

    Willow-"Of Course!"

     Buffy-"Entirely"

     Giles-"*Right*, Wasn't here, didn't see it, 

             couldn't have stopped you."

• jewisheg.wav 130k

     Xander-"Well, You know, its the whole sex leads to responsibility

             thing.  Which, I personally don't get.  You gotta take

             care of the egg. Its a baby. You gotta keep it safe and

             teach it Christian values."

     Willow-"My egg is Jewish!" 

     Xander-"Then teach it that dradle song."

• jumpy.wav 96k

      Buffy-"You been drinking coffee again?

            'Cause we talked about this."

     Willow-"HaHaHaHa..It makes me jumpy.  I have to go...away."

• lietome2.wav 219k

    Buffy-"Lie to me"   [music]

    Giles-"Yes, its terribly simple.  The good guys are always

           stalwart and true.  The bad guys are easily distinguished

           by their pointy horns or black hats.  And we always

           defeat them and save the day." 

• mantisru.wav 100k

    Ampata-"I like you too."

    Xander-"Really?"

    Ampata-"Really."

    xander-"That's great...Really?"

    Ampata-"Really!"

    Xander-"That's great...You're not a preying mantis, are you?"

• meowmeow.wav 117k

    Willow-"What's his number? Oh yeah 1-800-I'm Dating A Skankie Ho"

     Buffy-"Meow!"

    Willow-"Really, thanks!  I've never gotten a meow before."

• moping.wav 149k

    Xander-"Ahh...You just need cheering up and I know just the 

            thing...Crazy dance party at the Bronze."

     Buffy-"Oh no."

    Xander-"Very calm party at the Bronze?...Moping at the Bronze."

• mutant.wav 18k

    "Gerrr! Argghhh!" Mutant noises at the end of Buffy credits.

• namestar.wav 102k

    Drusilla-"I'm naming all the stars."

       Spike-"You cain't see the stars, Love, thats the 

              ceiling.  Also, its day."

• nuderat.wav 72k

     Buffy-"I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here."

        Oz-"But, you're not a rat, so call it an upside."

• outofcon.wav 40k

    Angel-"This could get of control."

    Buffy-"Isn't that the way its supposed to be?"

• ozeplain.wav 179k

        Oz-"Hey, did everybody see that guy just turn to dust?"

    Willow-"Oh well, uhhh, sort of."

    Xander-"Yep, vampires are real. A lot of them live in 

            Sunnydale.  Willow will fill you in."

    Willow-"I know its hard to accept at first."

        Oz-"Actually, it explains a lot!"

• partymix.wav 25k

    Giles-"I'll bring the weaponry"

    Buffy-"I'll bring the partymix!"

• pinkrang.wav 33k

    Kendra-"Identify yourself!"

     Buffy-"Back off pink ranger!"

• planvamp.wav 87k

     Cordelia-"Whats the plan?"

       Xander-"The vampire attacks you."

     Cordelia-"Then what?"

       Xander-"The vampire kills you.  We watch.  We rejoyce."

• puthead.wav 85k

     Xander-"This is a question that no-one paticularly wants to

             hear, but where did they put his head?"

     Willow-"Good point....I didn't want to hear that."

• salivate.wav 81k

    Xander-"Hou..I..ahh!"

     Buffy-"I can translate american salivating boy talk,

            He says your beautiful."

    Xander-"Grasis"

     Buffy-"Your welcome"

• slayeret.wav 100k

     Buffy-"You guys don't have to get involved."

    Xander-"What do you mean?  We're a team.  Are'nt we a team?"

    Willow-"Yeah, you're the Slayer, and we're like the Slayeretts."

• snappin.wav 173k

     Cordelia-"Do you know what you need Xander, besides a years supply

               of acne creme?  A brain!"

       Xander-"Thats it!!  Twelve years of you and I'm snappin!

               I don't care if you're a girl or not, I'm throwing down!

               Com'on!!"

     Cordelia-"I've seen you fight, and don't think that I

               cain't take you!"

       Xander-"Give it your best shot!"

• spidey.wav 43k

    Buffy-"I can just tell something's wrong.  

           My Spider sense is tingling."

    Giles-"Your...spider sense?"

    Buffy-"Pop-culture referance, sorry."

• stove.wav 73k

    Xander-"Oh, Hey!  Do you want to come to our place tonight for dinner?

            My mom's making her famous call to the chineese place."

    Willow-"Xander!, Do you guys even have a stove?"

• theme.wav Buffy Intro, no words 311k

• timelife.wav 159k

    Giles-"Everything you've ever dreaded was under your bed,

           but told yourself it couldn't be by the light of day.

           They're all real."

    Buffy-"What, you like sent away for the TimeLife series?"

    Giles-"Ah, yes"

    Buffy-"Did you get the free phone?"

    Giles-"Um...the calendar."

    Buffy-"Cool!"

• undresme.wav 136k

      Buffy-"I remember comming on to you...

             I remember begging you to undress me...

             And then a sudden need for cheeze.

             I also remember that you didn't..."

     Xander-"Need cheeze?"

      Buffy-"Undress me."

• vampcrep.wav 53k

     Buffy-"Vampires are creeps!"

     Giles-"Yes...thats why one slays them."

• yuckier.wav 112k

     Angel-"What I saw didn't add up to three whole girls.

            I think they kept some parts."

     Buffy-"Could this get yuckier?"

    Willow-"They probably kept the other parts to eat."

     Buffy-"Question answered."

• yumynose.wav 74k

     Willow-"My nose is cold."

     Xander-"Let me get that for you."

     Willow-"Xander!"

     Xander-"Sorry, I cain't help myself.  Your nose looks so tasty."